Mar 6

I’m a Guy 18 she is 17 we are like family friends, me and her have known each other since we were babies we acturally have baby pictures together even one kissing lol I don’t know how we are babies then. Anyway though the years me and her were the greatest friends ever doing everything together. Movies, beach, travel, the gym (me workout her only to keep in shape) and even clubbing. So yesterday was my 18th birthday now I noticed she was dressed in a big shirt and interesting skirt she always dresses up sexy but that wasn’t her. So she hugs me tells me happy birthday and our parents tell us go to my room to hang out and she gave me her gifts, an Ed hardy shirt, the rocky DVD collection and well something unexpected. She said "I have a special gift for you" she took off her skirt and shirt and there was a white bra and a belly dancer skirt and she popped kissed me and whispered "happy birthday baby" And she walk back a couple of steps and started belly dancing really sensual. Thats when I was in SHOCK my heart was racing 500 MPH, slowing something fast moving her hips I was in shock and the best birthday gift of my life I never thought a woman would do that for me, but then mom walked in and (my mom treats her a like a daughter) and started yelling and got really mad saying WTF is this what are you doing watching her dance like that. I’m so confused first why did she give such an intimate birthday gift and two why did my mother get so mad we weren’t doing anything bad or sexual. Explain please and thank you
ANd she wrote on her cheek a heart with my name with glitter lol :)
Alas, my mother does this all the time. (Not the yelling; the lapdances!!!!) All she needs is a good scare. Here’s how you do it:
Step One) Acquire a muffler. Put it in a brown bag and make sure that your ifngerprints aren’t on it.
Step Two) acquire a red-stained prison outfit. Put it on.
Step Three) Rent a goat. Make sure you pay in cash so that later, they can’t track your credit card.
Step Four) Around three a.m., when dearest mother is fast asleep, place the mufflers around your ears and cover the goat in red dye. then, toss the goat onto her with a great thrust, and start hooting and hollering and bellowing as if your legs were aflame. She will wake up, see you covered in red dye and a red-dye covered goat prancing on topof her, and absolutely lose her mind. She will slowly lose any sense of sanity as she tries to take in this scene. Afterwards, burn the costume, put the goat back, and when she wkes the next morning, act as if nothing has happened.

teheheh :) easy step plan i do all the time and my mom is always too freaked and freakin nuts to realize anything. lol have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOON

Jan 8

all feed back is appreciated

these cats done said it all, guess ill get lyrical
even tho that aint what ur here for, every verse is a miracle
believe it if ur spiritual, dig my syllalables
critics and bloggers try to read me like a periodical

i aint that simple, i could talk about chips no pringles
every rappers soft i take a piss while ya tinkle
u want a discount for a verse? i aint kris kringle
i dont give gifts, just give the radio singles

im versatile baby, i can do it all
im talkin streets, underground and records playin at the mall
its a damn shame lyrics are at a minimal
bein this good is criminal, im tappin into ur subliminal

in ur head without ya knowledge, called gettin skull fugged
i got money, biches cars and the finest kush rolled up
hip hop heads hate us for the pop records, at least the girls adore us
i know u didnt pay attention but here u go its the chorus

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Noyce!

Nov 21

I am 18 years old, 19 in the summer, and he is 27 going to be 28 before the summer. We met at school in october and I didn’t think he was that old, and ontop of that he has a child. When I found out both, it didn’t really bother me because he, himself seemed like a great person. so at school, he passes me a note on the second day, for a reason that he obviously just used it to get my number, but i played along, and gave it to him. we ended up hanging out a week later. well, he ended up really liking me i guess, because a few weeks after he was tellin me im his girlfriend, and he told his baby mama about me. I also met his brother, couzin and best friend. We got eachotther chirstmas gifts. Before he went ona trip for a week, i sketched out and thought he’d cheat on me, and was really considering breaking up because what is the point to being with someone with so much in their life already, he has a life and im making mine, So every night he was away he called me, talkin bout how he’d stay longer but missed me too much, he said usually he just has sex witha girl and peaces and i got a hold on him. Now, this is sweet, but logistically, he IS getting with an 18 year old, that is pretty lucky. kay, so trips over hes back, he’s been fighting with the baby mama all week, and weve hungout a good 4/7 days last week for a few hours, and every night when he dropped me off he’d say something really like corny, about him liking me alot and not wanting me to leave, like as if he knows im considering not seeing him anymore.. Then yesterday we got in a bit of an argument about him asking me to do things for him, but he brought it up, i asked him why he likes to do it, then got mad cause i guess that was the wrong answer, but his mad, is passive he just started annoying me, til i saiid i wanted hurt him then he laughed and it was over, we had sex and after he mentioned how i have nice child bearing hips and big boobs and im gunna make a couple good football players and maybe an national girl volleyball player lol continuing with maybe thats why he wants to keep me around.. so when he dropped me off he said he doesnt want me to leave, and im said im not going anywhere, then the usual dont f anyone lol …now its obvious he likes me .. i like him alot too, when i think about not being with him, its like instant tears, im so soft… but he should be able to have a relationship with someone he can actually have children with id think, he seems to think about it so he must want it..
what do you think?

You’ve got to get over the age gap thing, because it’s not so much of an age difference these days compared to some I’ve heard about. You make of a relationship what you can with what you have, and the amount of work varies depending on the both of you. Small arguements can be healed and easily forgotten about.

Nov 12

What I miss about growing up (late 90’s/ early 2000’s)

Halloween had it’s fun in TRICK or TREATING and pulling pranks and visiting a haunted scary place, not in spending it at a club.

Every girl wanted to be Blossom from the powderpuff girls but i wanted to be Buttercup xP.

Du du du du du Inspector Gadget!! :D

Sagua and Dragon Tails <3<3

Neighbors were actually close friends of the family.

I remember watching Boy Meets World and thinking to myself that I’m grown up because I’m not watching cartoons xD

The show So Weird was the COOLEST, edgiest thing on TV (for a 6 year old).

Even though it was pretty new, Even Stevens Pwned!

"Where in time is Carmen Sandiego?" was EPIC

Buying educational computer games was actually FUN!

Me and my cousins would break our see-thru Nintendo controllers in the bottom because it was so cool that we could see "the insides"

Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time was the deepest game ever.

Lisa Frank made you popular.

My entire family and kindergarten class can vouch to me being Britney Spears’s number 1 fan.

My grandparents taped Britney Spears’s concert for me while I was watching "Crossroads" in the theaters on opening night.

Anastasia made me cry (several times).

I would jump in my bed several times pretending I was Ariel as I kept rewinding the Little Mermaid just to hear the song "Part of Your World".

Every girly girl in 1st grade liked pink, every tomboy liked baby blue, and there was always one weird girl who liked yellow.

I didn’t know one girl who didn’t wanna be blonde. Come on, seriously?

SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!! (I was Sailor Jupiter because she had a cool pony-tail)

The Wild Thornberry’s made me realize that I wanted to be an explorer and find tribesmen who will give me the gift of talking to animals. And i wanted to look just like Debbie.

I tried to get rid of my bangs so I thought cutting them off was the solution lol

Overalls were the best thing to wear because of the buttons!

I miss oldschool Shakira <3

Asereje ja de je LAS KETCHUPS! lmao

Everytime I would listen to my dad’s music in the car I would always want him to replay "The Cowboy Song" (which is Bon Jovi’s Dead or Alive)

I thought Kane from WWF was evil

Xena RULED!

My first celebrity crush was Nick from the Backstreet Boys.

Evanescence put me into a neo Gothic stage for months.

Me and my cousin would argue whether Michelle Branch or Avril Lavigne was better.

I wrote Avril Lavigne a fan letter in 5th grade with upper and lower case letters because I thought she would think it was cool -__- she never wrote back but she sent an unsigned postcard. FAIL

Everyone had a scooter. It was the best.

I didn’t understand everyone’s fascination with Ricky Martin but it was HUGE.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.

Did anyone else love going on fieldtrips to the Planetarium?

I was so disappointed when Britney changed -__- but I loved it when Christina did!

"So I creep, yeahhhh i just keep it on the downlow, cause nobody’s supposed to knowwwww…" TLC FTW

Nobody in Elementary had an idea what the song Oochie Wally meant but everyone was singing it.

Missssss Maaaaaaa rrrryyyyyyyyy MACK MACK MACK

I was still a kid when hip hop/pop/rock all began making their "new millenium" transition (don’t know how to put it in other words)

Blues Clues with STEVE. I always wanted a thinking chair :D

Okay so there’s a whole lot more obviously, but listing them all would be imposssible (and tiring). If you want you can just share one memory of what you miss the most about your childhood (:

’60s-early ’70s in San Diego:

Playing in the canyon with my friends until dark and pretending not to hear Mom’s dinner bell.

Pickup baseball and football games in the street.

Climbing the big tree in the backyard and looking over the "big" world out there over the tops of our yard.

Laying in my bed on summer nights, smelling the jasmine outside my open window, knowing tomorrow we were going to the beach

Laying in my bed on summer nights hearing them test Atlas missile engines at the Convair plant in Kearny Mesa. In those days it was all open space between our house and the plant, and the sound carried.

Laying in my bed on summer nights listening to the elderly couple next door getting drunk, getting mad at each other and throwing dishes at each other.

Summer FREEDOM.

Driving with my family up the old Pacific Coast Highway in the days before Interstate 5 to see my grandparents in L.A.

When Orange County actually was orange groves.

Climbing the fence at my elementary school on weekends to run around the halls knocking over the trashcans and jamming bubblegum down into the drinking fountains.

Riding in my Dad’s MG on Saturday mornings to go fishing, sitting on his lap steering while he worked the pedals.

My brother and me helping Dad build an addition to the house.

Throwing rocks in the pond, trying to bomb the goldfish.

Catching polywogs in the canyon and putting them in our backyard pond, then when they turned into frogs, listening to them croaking all night.

Keeping a scrap book of newspaper articles on the beginning of the space program.

Building and flying model airplanes.

Hiking everywhere, being away from home all day.

Getting in trouble for saying, "bitchen" at school.

Going to airshows at North Island and Miramar.

Setting fire to stuff in the backyard until my Mom caught us.

Seeing the USS Bunker Hill anchored across the bay, knowing what had happened to her during the war.

Grunion hunting at La Jolla Shores.

Bonfires at the beach.

Hitchhiking to go surfing at Windansea and Bird Rock and Trestles.

Thinking the Beatles were a big deal, then realizing I liked the Byrds better.

Finally realizing that Duane Allman was a genius, and that I had to learn how to play guitar.

Seeing Jimi Hendrix at the Sports Arena.

Jazz at the Catamaran Club in Mission Beach.

Aug 9

I’m 18 she is 17 we are like family friends, me and her have known each other since we were babies we acturally have baby pictures together even one kissing lol I don’t know how we are babies then. Anyway though the years me and her were the greatest friends ever doing everything together. Movies, beach, travel, the gym (me workout her only to keep in shape) and even clubbing. So yesterday was my 18th birthday now I noticed she was dressed in a big shirt and interesting skirt she always dresses up sexy but that wasn’t her. So she hugs me tells me happy birthday and our parents tell us go to my room to hang out and she gave me her gifts, an Ed hardy shirt, the rocky DVD collection and well something unexpected. She said "I have a special gift for you" she took off her skirt and shirt and there was a white bra and a belly dancer skirt and she popped kissed me and whispered "happy birthday baby" And she walk back a couple of steps and started belly dancing really sensual. Slowing something fast moving her hips I was in shock and the best birthday gift o my life but then mom walked in and (my mom treats her a like a daughter) and started yelling and got really mad saying WTF is this what are you doing watching her dance like that. I’m so confused first why did she give such an intimate birthday gift and two why did my mother get so mad we weren’t doing anything bad or sexual. Explain please and thank yiu

um thats not a normal birthday gift a GIRL would give to a GIRL
your mom has reason to be freaked out

Aug 6

I’m 18 she is 17 we are like family friends, me and her have known each other since we were babies we acturally have baby pictures together even one kissing lol I don’t know how we are babies then. Anyway though the years me and her were the greatest friends ever doing everything together. Movies, beach, travel, the gym (me workout her only to keep in shape) and even clubbing. So yesterday was my 18th birthday now I noticed she was dressed in a big shirt and interesting skirt she always dresses up sexy but that wasn’t her. So she hugs me tells me happy birthday and our parents tell us go to my room to hang out and she gave me her gifts, an Ed hardy shirt, the rocky DVD collection and well something unexpected. She said "I have a special gift for you" she took off her skirt and shirt and there was a white bra and a belly dancer skirt and she popped kissed me and whispered "happy birthday baby" And she walk back a couple of steps and started belly dancing really sensual. Slowing something fast moving her hips I was in shock and the best birthday gift o my life but then mom walked in and (my mom treats her a like a daughter) and started yelling and got really mad saying WTF is this what are you doing watching her dance like that. I’m so confused first why did she give such an intimate birthday gift and two why did my mother get so mad we weren’t doing anything bad or sexual. Explain please and thank yiu

Hmmm well Obviously she likes you.!
Well im not a girl so im just saying Go with the Flow, You never know you might like it.

Aug 4

I’m a Guy 18 she is 17 we are like family friends, me and her have known each other since we were babies we acturally have baby pictures together even one kissing lol I don’t know how we are babies then. Anyway though the years me and her were the greatest friends ever doing everything together. Movies, beach, travel, the gym (me workout her only to keep in shape) and even clubbing. So yesterday was my 18th birthday now I noticed she was dressed in a big shirt and interesting skirt she always dresses up sexy but that wasn’t her. So she hugs me tells me happy birthday and our parents tell us go to my room to hang out and she gave me her gifts, an Ed hardy shirt, the rocky DVD collection and well something unexpected. She said "I have a special gift for you" she took off her skirt and shirt and there was a white bra and a belly dancer skirt and she popped kissed me and whispered "happy birthday baby" And she walk back a couple of steps and started belly dancing really sensual. Slowing something fast moving her hips I was in shock and the best birthday gift o my life but then mom walked ain and (my mom treats her a like a daughter) and started yelling and got really mad saying WTF is this what are you doing watching her dance like that. I’m so confused first why did she give such an intimate birthday gift and two why did my mother get so mad we weren’t doing anything bad or sexual. Explain please and thank you

She clearly likes you dude. Are you dense?

Jun 21

Hi guys! My boyfriend speaks English but not enough to understand something this complex. The other day he wants to know why i won’t wear a bikini- he thinks I have a nice body- and I want to explain better to him… Thanks!!

Baby,
I want to try and explain to you why I am insecure about my body. I do not know how to explain earlier, but now I am trying. You told me alot about your life the other night, so I am going to try and let my guard down and tell you more.

When I was younger - maybe 16,17, 18, I am very confident girl with my body. I was the first one to get sent home from school for a dress too short, I loved skirts and bikins or anything. Then, I loved my body. I was the vuluptous girl that matured early and I got alot of attention for it. When I was 19, I met a man that promised me the world, money, houses, expensive gifts, just everything. I know I not in love, but I listen to my dad, and he told me, Christina, you are beautiful girl and there is no reason for you to marry a poor man. Beautiful women should be taken care of. I am young, and even though my heart says no, I listen to my dad and get engaged. Well to make a long story short, in the end the man is a fraud, he is nothing he said he was. Not his name, not his age, what he does for a living, nothing. I am engaged to a lie. He had maybe 30,000 from when his dad died and he spent it all on me to play the big man. But when the money ran out, his lies are exposed. He was mentally ill. Maybe 5 years later I saw him with another really young girl at a resturant and he told his name is different and all kinds of lies. I tried to warn her. Anyways, it really messed me up and I start to have weird things happen, like my hands and head would go numb, and would have panic attacks. So my mom took me to the doctor and they gave me medicine for anxiety. I am young, I have no idea what anxiety is or why I feel this way, so I take it. I gained 50 pounds in 5 months and it gave me stretch marks. The medicine is off the market now for keeping peoples body from burning fat. Anyways, I loose it all and the stretch marks are not really that bad anymore. I can tan and you can’t see them. Maybe two years later I hate them, I want them to go away, so I try something where you exfoliate your skin. Well, big mistake. It made the
500 times worse. It brought out new ones everywhere, Made my skin look wrinkley and I am really angry. They used to be almost invisible, and I feel I have ruined myself. I can tan but you can see them now. I have them on my thighs, my ass, my hips, everwhere. I feel like a zebra! I laid in bed for two days and cried because instead of excepting my small flaws, I want to be perfect and I messed myself up. It is a hard one to swallow when you do it to yourself. So after that then I never want to wear skirts, shorts or anything. I am no longer the confident person I used to be. For years I feel restrained from being who I feel inside. I still do. I love clothes, I love short dresses, I love skirts, bit I do no wear because I hate my stretch marks. I struggled with this for alot of years. I would glady pay any price if there was a way to get rid of them and be myself again but there isn’t. The last couple years, I am older, I see friends my age die, and I am more mature. I realize I am just happy to be alive and my flaws are not the most important thong anymore. But still, I do no wear what I want, and I am always wear jeans. It sucks, but that I why. Maybe now you understand. To alot of people it is stupid, bit to me it is a big deal, it makes me feel uncomfortable, so I just never do what I want. And you thought you had problems, haha!!

Really you need to get the English correct.

Your tenses are mixed, and you have typing errors - "I do no wear what I want" ?

Jun 15

My waist is slender, my hips are FLIPPING huge. 2 babies in 2 years has taken its toll. I have a 34B cup and genetics gave me the gift of thick man shoulders. Every wedding guide I look through gives me a body shape that sounds NOTHING like me. HELP I don’t want to look like a beast on my wedding!

Avoid a dress that is too nipped in at the waist as it can make your shoulders (and hips) look bigger. Ah a V neck line can down play the broadness of your shoulders.Go with a fuller bottom (the dress) to balance out your shoulders and slightly hide the hips, make sense?
Could try and look for a dress with some kind of sleeves? like a loose flowy sleeve. I know some dresses can look AWFUL with a sleeve but some women and dresses do work well. Have you gone out and tried on almost every dress in sight?
Ah you could look for a dress that has some detailing around the hip area, maybe like this?
http://www.weddingdaysofcheltenham.co.uk/mebrooch.jpg
http://www.ibay.hk/image.php?id=4673&type=D
Also big hips ARE beautiful, remember that :D

May 15

Dad likes- photography (no books), Cars (no NASCAR stuff) Owns a bakery (no cook books). Likes BOundary waters and nature so like camping (no camping trips)

Mom- Already got a spa day. Likes Photography also, Spas (massages), eating out at Olive Garden, Not a Shopping mother, likes her dogs and horse (i want to get her another puppy cause the female she has has allergies to 24 different things).

Sister- she’s turning 16 NOT AT ALL into makeup,clothes, Or anything girly. She LOVES music Jazz, Christain, modern (no Hip Hop or Rap) oldies, Plays Piano already has a keyboard, Loves horses but she is going to college in 2 years and can’t get 1. LOVES art also. I’m thinking of doing her sweet 16 b-day cake? Like Piano,Art, and then her name? her b-day is December 21. she LOVES reading.

Sister- she is turning 2 (Jan.) LOVES babies and animals (no baby dolls or stuffed animals) doesn’t play with blocks likes books but has 2 many. likes animal sounds.

Me- Aunts want to know what i want for christmas…..have iPod touch don’t want cell phone have 2 much makeup,nail polish, hair stuff, i like spas and i want my own ‘tranquil’ room (you know like spa themed) love bright colors. can’t ask for money they say it’s no fun. I like books (no twilight or vampire books only good books no ppl dieing) and summer. To many clothes, I want a laptop but they won’t buy one so i was going to ask for money to save up and they won’t do it! i’m 13 btw.

Please nothing stupid i want an answer for everyone! i’m NOT creative that’s my older sister and my younger sister gets ALL the attention (along with my older sis)

THANKS EVERYONE!

Dad- a model car to put together, canteen, digital picture keychain, a plain scrapbook for him to fill up

Mom- a plain scrapbook to fill up, a picture frame, trinket box or keepsake box

Sister 16- some books since she likes reading. Sarah Dessen books are good, Nancy Drews, Chicken Soup for Teen Soul books, bulletin board for her room (you could decorate it with things she likes..music note stickers, bookmark, artsy stuff)

Sister 2- a dvd of Christmas cartoons

You- Nancy Drew mysteries, The Babysitters Club series, The American Girl series, a bulletin board for your room, new bedding for your room, a show you like on dvd, a magazine subscription, sphere chair for your room (they have all colors), gift card to Claire’s, new pjs, slippers, posters, cds, dvds, games.

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